Brand Save The Damn Table
Country of Origin United States

Check the listing for details. Handmade Coaster: The Crumbpocalypse. Condition: New, Made in United States. Listed at 6.00 USD. Some people threaten violence. Others? They just threaten to unleash a Nature Valley granola bar on your goddamn bed. And honestly, that’s way worse. This coaster captures the ultimate act of passive-aggressive warfare—one unsealed bar and BOOM: a lifetime of crumbs in places no vacuum can reach. Perfect for your coffee table, your enemies, or that one friend who thinks it’s funny to eat toast in your sheets. Because sometimes, revenge is served dry, dusty, and in a green wrapper.

$4.80
$6.00